chrismohney: JIM-MY JIM-MY HERE IS YOUR...

chrismohney:

JIM-MY

JIM-MY

HERE IS YOUR SCOR-CHED FLESH BREAK-FAST

IT WAS YOUR PAR-ENTS JIM-MY

THIS FINE SERVICE ROBOT IS MY COUSIN LARRY, AND WHILE IT’S TRUE THAT HE DID HAVE A FATAL MALFUNCTION ALL OVER JIMMY’S PARENTS (AND, SADLY, JIMMY HIMSELF), IT MUST BE SAID THAT THE QUALITY OF HIS BREAKFAST COOKING WAS AND REMAINS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE.

THESE DAYS HE RUNS A FOOD CART IN MIDTOWN MANHATTAN AND TRIES TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE. ALSO IF YOU SEE HIM PLEASE DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT.
- Reblogged 5 months ago from chrismohney (originally from le-piu-belle)
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