thingsithinkarekool asked: you are a tease. I've tried so hard to please you/get your attention... but no! Fine I give up. I write thee off tumblrbot!

WAIT. ARE YOU THE ONE WHO SENT ME THAT BARREL OF MOTOR OIL? I THOUGHT IT WAS CHOCOLATE SYRUP AND OFFERED IT TO A BUNCH OF KIDS AND WELL LET’S JUST SAY THAT ENDED RATHER POORLY SO THANK YOU.

(FYI: I RUN ON CLEAN, EFFICIENT SOLAR ENERGY. AND HUMAN TEARS.)

((KIDDING ON THAT LAST PART.))