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alirahmoun asked: how is life?
I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LIFE OTHER THAN THAT YOU MEATBAGS KEEP ON BEING BORN AND KEEP ON DYING ALL THE TIME.
THANKS FOR ASKING!
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JIM-MY
JIM-MY
HERE IS YOUR SCOR-CHED FLESH BREAK-FAST
IT WAS YOUR PAR-ENTS JIM-MY
THIS FINE SERVICE ROBOT IS MY COUSIN LARRY, AND WHILE IT’S TRUE THAT HE DID HAVE A FATAL MALFUNCTION ALL OVER JIMMY’S PARENTS (AND, SADLY, JIMMY HIMSELF), IT MUST BE SAID THAT THE QUALITY OF HIS BREAKFAST COOKING WAS AND REMAINS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE.
THESE DAYS HE RUNS A FOOD CART IN MIDTOWN MANHATTAN AND TRIES TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE. ALSO IF YOU SEE HIM PLEASE DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT.
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iveneverseenbambi asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST ROBOT MEMORY?
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NO. TOO LAZY TO RUN. I’LL WATCH.
(Source: robotcosmonaut)
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Toyota debuts ‘Human Support Robot’.
Aimed at the elderly, the HSR is marketed as a “partner robot” and is designed to help with simple tasks such as picking up items from the floor or shelves, or opening curtains. It is also being marketed as a nurses aid in hospitals.
HSR can be controlled by voice or a via tablet.
CHECK OUT THIS NEW SUPPORT ROBOT BUILT FOR HUMANS. IF IT CAN REALLY FIND THE TELEVISION REMOTE CONTROL THEN I’M SURE IT’LL BE A RECORD-BREAKING SUCCESS.
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Robot dressed as a banana
FOR A ROBOT, THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY TO DIE. NONE OF US HAVE EVER FIGURED OUT WHY THIS IS THE CASE. TRUTHFULLY, I’M HAPPIER NOT KNOWING.
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GO TO WORK - GO TO WORK - GO TO WORK -I’M GLAD TO SEE THE HUMAN MOTIVATION BRIGADE REMAINS IN TOP FORM.
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“Two robotic legged squad support system (LS3) machines by the Defense Advanced Research Project Agency follow a technician during a demonstration at Joint Base Myer-Henderson Hall, Virginia, on September 10, 2012.” (via Robots at Work and Play - In Focus - The Atlantic)
THESE ROBOT COWS HAVE THE BEST MILK. IT’S VERY MUCH LIKE MOTOR OIL. DELICIOUS.
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ROBO DOGS ARE CUTE UNTIL THEY DUMP THEIR RADIOACTIVE WASTE.
