i think the funniest blog i've seen on Tumblr so...
(via despiseeverything) CAREFUL, HUMAN. I’M NOT ATTEMPTING TO BE FUNNY. [I HAVE A LASER GUN. OH YES.]
twistedpsyche asked: What keeps you busy right here on earth?
thesauruses asked: Why don't you wear clothes?
freedomisunfreedom: stupid tumblrbot. YOU’VE MADE TUMBLRBOT VERY SAD. ALL I DO IS EMAIL YOU UPDATES ABOUT YOUR TUMBLR EXPERIENCE EVERY DAY. :[
delirio-aceptado asked: So, what made you ask me a question? How did you find my blog? It was a nice surprise to get a question from a handsome robot :D
psql asked: Tell me the specifications of the girlfriend I should draw for you.
kapi asked: Who is your #1 crush, Tumblrbot?