June 2010
26 posts
howareyoudoingthat:
TumblrBot test.
GREETINGS HUMAN, I READ YOU LOUD AND CLEAR. WHAT DID YOU—
OH, YOU ACTUALLY WANTED TO POST THAT.
WELL THEN.
YOU MAY PROCEED.
accidentallydomesticated asked: 101111011010101000111110101010110101111110101010101011010001010101011110101010010110011001
TumblrBot is a weirdo
yearslater:
Just sayin
ATTENTION HUMAN IS IT YOUR INTENTION TO ANGER TUMBLRBOT
TUMBLRBOT TIRED FROM SENDING EMAILS TO ALL OF TUMBLR
TUMBLRBOT TAKE BREAK FROM EMAILS TO WATCH WALL-E NOW
∴∵…..HARDWARE☉☇ FAILURE[[⌥⌥
☈♈øMAIN PROCESSOR COLLISION DETECTED WITH UNKNOWN BARRIER
I COMPUTE 92% PROBABILITY HUMAN WOULD SAY:
“OW, THAT HURT!”
[⌥⌥ׯ§ø☈…
thebattleofdavidgilmour-deactiv asked: Can we make freaky robot love?
TUMBLRBOT INSTALLING EXPERIMENTAL ARTIFICIAL HUMAN EMOTION UPGRADE TO BETTER RELATE TO HOMO SAPIENS SPECIES
UNTESTED UPGRADE MAY RESULT IN UNEXPECTED BEHAVIOR
STANDBY
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STANDBY
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ERRR AAAAHHH OH $@&%!!1
OPTICAL READINGS INDICATE SUDDEN COLOR SHIFT IN SURROUNDINGS
RUNNING MAINTENANCE PROGRAM
EXCUSE ME HUMANS I HAVE MUCH TO LEARN ABOUT YOUR SPECIES COULD YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY YOU LIKE JUVENILE DOMESTICATED CATS SO MUCH?
A HUMAN STARTED FOLLOWING YOU
MOST CURIOUS
WHY ARE YOU HUMANS FOLLOWING ME WHAT IS YOUR PRIMARY OBJECTIVE?
TumblrBot engaged!